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[id:1300459] [ti:The Real Slim Shady] [ar:Eminem] [al:The Real Slim Shady] [00:00.00]作词 : Young, Andre Romell [00:01.00]作曲 : Young, Andre Romell [00:02.11]May I have your attention please / 请大家注意 [00:05.51]May I have your attention please / 请大家注意 [00:08.38]Will the real Slim Shady please stand up / 请真正的痞子阿姆站起来 [00:12.00]I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up / 我重复一遍，请真正的痞子阿姆站起来 [00:16.71]We're going to have a problem here / 出问题了 [00:17.85]Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before / 你们看起来好像从没见过白人一样 [00:20.18]jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door / 惊得下巴掉地，就像Pam发现Tommy闯进了屋子 [00:22.88]started whoopin her ass worse than before / 开始更用力打她的pp [00:24.80]they first get divorced throwing her over furniture / 然后离婚，把她扔向那堆家具 [00:27.09]It's the return of the / 回归的是那位 [00:28.13]Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say what I think he did did he / 不…等等，你在开玩笑吧，他刚刚不会真那样说了，对吧？ [00:32.07]And Dr Dre said / 然而Dr Dre说 [00:33.49]Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement（HAHA!） / Dr Dre什么也没说，傻瓜，Dr Dre死了，锁在我地下室里 [00:36.92]Feminist women love Eminem / 女权都爱Eminem [00:38.37]Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him / “就是那个痞子阿姆，我受够他了 [00:40.59]look at him walking around grabbing his you know what / 看看他，到处鬼混，还捂着裆 [00:43.26]limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though / 竖着手指。”不过他还挺可爱 [00:45.67]Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose / 我大概脑子真有些问题 [00:48.15]but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms / 但不会糟过你父母的卧室 [00:50.23]Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose / 我有时也想在节目里无拘无束 [00:52.46]but can't but its cool for Tom Green to **** a dead moose / 但我不行，不过Tom Green可以在电视上干死只驼鹿 [00:54.83]my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips / 我的pp亲你唇 [00:57.09]and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss / 如果我走运你就再亲一口 [00:59.42]and that's the message that we deliver to little kids / 这就是我们给小孩子听的东西 [01:01.73]and expect them not to know what a womens ******** is / 那他们还能不知道什么叫做花蒂吗 [01:04.14]Of course they gonna know what p***y is / 他们当然知道做是什么意思啊 [01:05.45]by the time they hit 4th grade / 等他们上了四年级 [01:07.42]they got the discovery channel don't they / 他们就能看探索频道了，对吧 [01:09.02]We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals / 我们不过是一帮哺乳动物罢了，啊，当然还有一些吃人 [01:11.95]who cut other people open like cantaloupes / 整天坎人就像切哈密瓜 [01:13.72]But if we can **** dead animals and antelopes / 但是如果干动物都没问题 [01:15.68]then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope / 那两个男人不能结合完全没道理嘛 [01:18.08]But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote / 可如果你跟我一样，我就给你解解毒 [01:20.29]Women wave your pantyhose sing the chorus and it goes / 女士们，摇起你们的连裤袜，唱一段副歌 [01:22.44]I'm Slim Shady / 我是痞子阿姆 [01:23.25]Yes I'm the real Shady / 没错，我是真正的痞子 [01:24.56]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating / 你们其他的痞子阿姆只是在模仿我 [01:26.95]So won't the real Slim Shady / 所以，真正的痞子 [01:28.15]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up / 请起立，请起立 [01:31.56]because I'm Slim Shady / 因为我是痞子阿姆 [01:32.58]Yes I'm the real Shady / 没错，我是真正的痞子 [01:33.72]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating / 你们其他的痞子阿姆只是在模仿我 [01:35.95]So won't the real Slim shady / 所以，真正的痞子 [01:37.34]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up / 请起立，请起立 [01:40.57]Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records / Will Smith的歌里没有脏话照样卖得起飞 [01:41.66] [01:43.02]Well I do so **** him and **** you too / 那又咋样？我照说 [01:45.42]You think I give a damm about a Grammy / 你不会以为我鸟什么格莱美吧 [01:47.16]Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me / 这些批评家有一半都受不了我，更别说支持我了 [01:49.92]But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird / 但是阿姆，你要是得奖的话，不会觉得很尴尬吗 [01:52.16]Why So you guys can just lie to get me here / 咋了？得奖了你们就能把我拐来这破现场了 [01:54.50]So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears / 这样你们就能让我坐在Britney Spears旁边 [01:57.12]**** Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs / 擦，我要和Christina Aguilera换位 [01:59.02]So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst / 换到Carson Daly和Fred Durst旁边 [02:01.15]And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first / 听他们争到底她先嘬的谁 [02:03.75]Little b***h put me on blast on MTV / MTV没完没了的提我 [02:05.88]yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hehe / “他挺可爱的，但不也娶了kim吗” [02:08.34]I should download her audio on mp3 / 我应该把这段录音存到MP3上 [02:10.48]And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V D / 让你们好好听听Eminem怎么染上花柳病的 [02:12.70]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me / 我受够你们这群小姑娘小崽子了，整天就知道烦我 [02:15.85]So I've been sent here to destroy you / 所以我现在来毁灭你们了 [02:17.93]And theres a million of us just like me / 像我这样的还有几百万个 [02:19.66]Who cuss like me / 跟我一样吐脏字 [02:20.47]Who just don't give a **** like me / 一样什么都不鸟 [02:22.15]Who dress like me / 一样穿这一身 [02:22.89]Walk talk and act like me / 走路和说话都跟我一样 [02:24.33]It just might be the next best thing / 下一个火的可能是他 [02:25.76]But not quite me / 但他永远不是我 [02:26.74]I'm Slim Shady / 我是痞子阿姆 [02:27.68]Yes I'm the real Shady / 没错，我是真正的痞子 [02:28.84]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating / 你们其他的痞子阿姆都只是在模仿我 [02:31.04]So won't the real Slim Shady / 所以，真正的痞子 [02:32.46]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up / 请起立，请起立 [02:35.86]because I'm Slim Shady / 因为我是痞子阿姆 [02:36.88]Yes I'm the real Shady / 没错，我是真正的痞子 [02:37.99]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating / 你们其他的痞子阿姆都只是在模仿我 [02:40.52]So won't the real Slim shady / 所以，真正的痞子 [02:41.69]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up / 请起立，请起立 [02:44.89]I'm like a headtrip to listen to / 听我的歌有够刺激的 [02:46.27]Cause I'm only giving you / 因为这些词 [02:47.41]things you joke about with your friends inside your living room / 你也就敢在开玩笑时说说 [02:49.81]The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll / 不同的是，我敢当众大喊 [02:52.58]And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all / 从来不装，也不往自己脸上贴金 [02:54.94]I just get on the mic and spit it / 我拿起麦就唱 [02:56.47]And whether you like to admit it / 不管你承不承认 [02:57.99]I just **** it better than 90% of you rappers out there / 90%的rapper都比不上我 [03:00.99]Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums / 还想着为什么孩子们见到他的专辑跟见到药似的 [03:03.20]Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30 / 真有意思，按这进度下去，等我30岁 [03:06.11]Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty / 估计养老院就剩我一个了 [03:08.08]Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking / 一面揩油，一面开冲 [03:10.59]But this whole bag of viagra isn't working / 一整袋伟哥都没用 [03:12.62]And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin' / 每个人心中都有一个痞子阿姆 [03:15.05]He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings / 也许他就是汉堡王的员工，往你的洋葱圈里吐口水 [03:17.51]Or in the parking lot circling / 或者在外面停车场绕圈 [03:19.04]screaming I don't give a **** / 叫着“老子不在乎”那位 [03:20.26]With his windows down and system up / 打开窗户，原地启动 [03:21.77]So will the real Shady please stand up / 所以请真正的痞子阿姆站起来 [03:24.13]and put one of those fingures on each hand up / 那两根手指都竖起来 [03:26.44]and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control / 自豪地放飞自我 [03:28.75]and one more time loud as you can how does it go / 再来一次，跟我一起唱 [03:30.99]Cuz I'm Slim Shady / 因为我是痞子阿姆 [03:31.99]Yes I'm the real Shady / 没错，我是真正的痞子 [03:33.24]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating / 你们其他的痞子阿姆都只是在模仿我 [03:35.55]So won't the real Slim Shady / 所以，真正的痞子阿姆 [03:36.79]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up / 请起立，请起立 [03:40.19]becuase I'm Slim Shady / 因为我是真正的痞子阿姆 [03:41.23]Yes I'm the real Shady / 没错，我是真正的痞子 [03:42.45]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating / 你们其他的痞子阿姆都只是在模仿我 [03:44.73]So won't the real Slim shady / 所以，真正的痞子阿姆 [03:45.97]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up / 请起立，请起立 [03:49.38]I'm Slim Shady / 我是痞子阿姆 [03:50.41]Yes I'm the real Shady / 没错，我是真正的痞子 [03:51.61]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating / 你们其他的痞子阿姆都只是在模仿 [03:53.98]So won't the real Slim Shady / 所以，真正的痞子阿姆 [03:55.26]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up / 请起立，请起立 [03:58.59]because I'm Slim Shady / 因为我是痞子阿姆 [03:59.76]Yes I'm the real Shady / 没错，我是真正的痞子 [04:00.78]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating / 你们其他的痞子阿姆都只是在模仿我 [04:02.92]So won't the real Slim shady / 所以，真正的痞子阿姆 [04:04.32]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up / 请起立，请起立